All right, let’s talk me some football (trying to do my best T-O imitation)

by: Wyo

Why not launch off on this board with my intial wyobabble being about the best babbler in the buzinz… T-O.

There were a million threads over at BBMB about him, but in a smaller great group of people, one can post and actually expect some interesting responses instead of the same old bashing and clashing.

What I’ve never babbled about on any of the other boards is that I have a strong intuition about Terrell Owens. Does he come with baggage? Can you say OVER THE LIMIT? Over the TOP?

Sure. But what he also comes with is something I haven’t seen since the Glory Years, to be honest. SWAGGER. I love him because his mouth runs more than mine does. I still think if you locked me up in a room with T-O for an hour he’d be BEGGING to get out.

But here is the word I’ll use for T-O… and before you think of it ONLY in it’s GOOD context… think about ALL the meanings surrounded by the word…

CHARISMA.

He is ‘charismatic’. He draws people’s attention whether you love him or hate him. He’s like the tabloid you can’t stop looking at in the grocery store line. You secretly don’t want to admit that you are paying attention to him… drawn into his world… just a little bit every time you see the guy on TV.

Love him or hate him… it doesn’t matter. Very few people are “middle of the road” or apathetic when it comes to T-O. He’s got “IT”. He doesn’t always use “IT” for the good, and can run at the mouth, but if I were to use that as a reason not to like the guy than I’d be the biggest hypocrite on this message board.

T-O babble… vs. wyobabble

Doesn’t matter, it’s STILL babble.

So you throw out the parts that just don’t make any sense or you don’t want to bother with, and pay attention to the parts that either make you laugh or heaven forbid even respect. At first (and I’m still not convinced) that jauron Jauron would be a good coach for T-O, but after listening to his presser over at bb.com, I’m not so sure he couldn’t pull it off. But the coach will need some coaching to handle that stallion.

If you were a fan of the Bickering Bills and the giant size egos of Jim Kelly, Thurmal, Bruce, Andre…. puhleez. How can a Bills fan HONESTLY state with a straight face that they aren’t just a little tickled to have the ULTIMATE POTTY MOUTH out there in YOUR beloved team’s uni???

So, until further notice I am on board with this signing. I’m going to be watching from my distance to observe how Trent, Turk, DJ and Lee handle being around T-O.

I hope the heck he can teach Marshawn a thing or two about staying out of trouble with the law.

So, that’s my first wyobabble here, and I’m sticking with it until further notice. If he goes off the deep end and throws the team into a dysfunctional mess, so what?

They already nearly reached a point where I was being bored to DEATH by 7-9.

Give me 0-16, or 19-0 with T-O. I don’t care at this point.

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